ADDICTED TO ARCH
by Sharon
Sung to the tune of "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer
and his French All Lady Band (You remember.)
Your boots are brown, your pants are tight
Your long blond hair is quite a sight
You have those fits, your body shakes
Another panic is all it takes!
I can't sleep, I can't eat
There's no doubt, I'm in deep
My throat is tight, I can't breathe
Another nose scrunch is all I need!
Whoa, I like to think that I'm immune to the Arch, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough, you know I'm
Gonna have to face it, I'm Addicted To Arch
We see the ships, but Bush can't swim
Arch just laughs and throws him in!
My heart beats in double time
Another lip-lick and he'll be mine, completely mine!
I can't be saved
Recovery's all I crave
Rewinding tapes all the time
Gotta see that cute behind!
Whoa, I like to think that I'm immune to the Arch, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say I can't get enough, you know I'm
Gonna have to face it, I'm Addicted To Arch
Might as well face it, I'm Addicted To Arch
Got to stop hidin' it, I'm Addicted To Arch
I can't stop logging on, I'm Addicted To Arch
I'm always reading fanfics, I'm Addicted To Arch
I'm thinking about dung carts, I'm Addicted To Arch
Your forearms are tan, but you're not burned
Our respect for you is forever earned
You've got that hip tilt at the stone wall
In court, you took the fall, the - final - fall.
Might as well face it, I'm Addicted To Arch
Gonna have to state it, I'm Addicted To Arch
Have to quit denying, I'm Addicted To Arch
Need to go 12 Steppin, I'm Addicted To Arch
(Thanks to Loje for the porthole image!)