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*RESULTS*
Compare your impressions with the most common interpretations of others.


#1.       COMMON ANSWERS            PERCENTAGE
A
a vase of sunflowers
 5%
B
the flame of a Bunsen burner
28%
C
 a stained-glass window
33%
D
dang, Archie sure has good cheekbones
44%


#2.   COMMON ANSWERS           PERCENTAGE
A
a vase of Black-Eyed Susans
10%
B
 macrame
  22%
C
a tank of tropical fish
27%
D
gee, Archie sure has a cute little nose
41%


#3.                      COMMON ANSWERS            PERCENTAGE
A
a really weird boomerang
2%
B
a Renaissance diptych
15%
C
the fuselage of a DC-10
38%
D
aw, Archie sure has a sweet smile
45%


#4.     COMMON ANSWERS           PERCENTAGE
A
the bars of a radiator
9%
B
those funny marks on DNA tests
 20%
C
one of those groovy beaded curtains
29%
D
golly, Archie sure has great hair
42%


#5.            COMMON ANSWERS           PERCENTAGE
A
a man walking against the wind
7%
B
a mime walking against the wind
18%
C
Marcel Marceau walking against the wind
26%
D
wow, Archie sure has a good complexion
49%


#6.          COMMON ANSWERS           PERCENTAGE
A
a pool of water lilies  
12%
B
bridge over a pool of water lilies
 14%
C
yet more bloody water lilies
17%
D
gee, can't get enough of Archie's scrunchy nose  
57%


#7.              COMMON ANSWERS           PERCENTAGE
A
the killer rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"                
4%
B
alas, poor Yorick; I knew him, Horatio
23%
C
Norman the Hedgehog from Monty Python's "Pirahna Brothers" sketch  
 24%
D
hot damme tamale, Archie would probably be a great kisser if they'd just give him the chance
49%


       
#8.                         COMMON ANSWERS           PERCENTAGE
A
a pool of water lilies (again!)
11%
B
vaulting from a Gothic cathedral
 21%
C
images from the Hubble space telescope
26%
D
man, Archie sure has sapphire bullets of pure love
42%


#9.         COMMON ANSWERS           PERCENTAGE
A
a vase of orchids
6%
B
a vase of azaleas
13%
C
a vase of, um, I dunno, some other kind of flower
 20%
D
wow, Archie sure has nice shoulders
61%


        
#10.           COMMON ANSWERS           PERCENTAGE
A
huh?
1%
B
what?
3%
C
where?
5%
D
I'm in heaven, and it's full of Archies!!!
91%


SCORING

 If you anwered none of these for any of the inkblots:
Uh, did you take the test?

If you answered "A" for any of the inkblots:
Sorry, but you need more help than I can ever give you!

If you answered "B" for any of the inkblots:
Although you function reasonably well in society,
there is a certain void at the center of your being ...

If you answered "C" for any of the inkblots:
There's nothing wrong with you that a good
dose of Hornblower videos can't cure.

If you answered "D" for any of the inkblots:
You are a perfectly healthy, rational, well-adjusted,
mature person with excellent taste!  Congratulations!


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