INDEX OF ARCHIE TORTURES
The various injuries and tortures fanfic writers have provided for Archie.
At first it may seem odd that it is often his most devoted fans who send Archie to the sick berth in their stories -- not once but multiple times. However, one must understand that this is all in the spirit of "kiss it and make it better." (I am somewhat guilty of it myself.)
The following tally is based on the stories in the Horatio Hornblower Fan Fiction Archive, but I can't guarantee that I didn't miss a few perforations along the way ...
ABDOMEN, ABCESSED/LACERATED/IMPALED/ETC.
An American Encounter
Horatio Hornblower's Very Bad Day [humor]
Hornblower and the Spanish Doctor
Ship of the Damned
ASSAULTS, IMPLIED/NEAR
(ahem; this is a euphemism)
Horatio's Journal: The Duel
The Journal
Life Aboard Justinian
Ransom
Red Sky at Morning
BARREL, FORCED COMMUTE IN A
Ransom
BLINDNESS
A Deep But Dazzling Darkness
BLOODLETTING
Dark Harbor
Hornblower and the Spanish Doctor
BURNS
A Deep But Dazzling Darkness
Uncharted Waters
CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY
Another Way to Serve
CHEST, SHOT
Archie's Journal: Retribution
Dismasted
The Fall of a Sparrow
Fidus Achates
His Final Fear
His Last Request
Ides of March
Missing Scene: Retribution
One Moment in Time
Salus
Steps from Kingston
The Storm
COLDS
Archie's Journal
The Connexions of Human Thoughts
CUTS AND/OR BRUISES
An American Encounter
Another Way to Serve
A Day (or So) in the Life
A Friend in Need
Heaven and Earth
Hornblower and The Admiral's Daughter
Life Aboard Justinian
The Life Laid Down
The Parole
The Price of Honour
Red Sky at Morning
Scars
Stand Watch
Survival
DEAD, BUT GETTING BETTER
Another Way to Serve
Castle out of Check
Fidus Achates
Gibraltar Interlude
Reprieve
The Storm
The Unhappy Return
The Weather Eye [humor]
DEAD, COMPLETELY
A Final Act of Kindness
Dreams Shattered
Gibraltar Interlude
Home Fires
Horatio's Journal: Retribution
Jamaica Farewell
A Letter from Hell: Bush
A Letter from Hell: Horatio (Lady Laura)
Perfection in My Eyes
Release
Some Poems in Remembrance of Archie
Steps from Kingston
The Unhappy Return
DEAD, NOT QUITE
All the World's My Stage [humor]
Archie's Journal: Retribution
Better Already
Burning of the Midnight Lamp
Dark Harbor
Distant Memories
An Enduring Love
Flights of Fancy
HMS Eternity
A Letter from Hell: Archie (Michele)
Missing Scene: Retribution
Players on the Stage
Respite
Salus
Unspoken
DEAFNESS
A Deep But Dazzling Darkness
DEHYDRATION
Kitty Cobham and The Chamber of Secrets
The Visiting Moon
DEMONIC POSSESSION
Hornblower and the Black Ship
Mysteries of the Fog
DOUSINGS, REPEATED
Archie and Edrington's Excellent Adventure
EMBARRASSMENT, HIDEOUS SOCIAL
Archie and Edrington's Excellent Adventure
ENURESIS
The Return of Clayton [humor, I think]
EVERYTHING, ABSOLUTELY
The Cure for Simpsonitis [humor]
EXECUTION/MURDER, ATTEMPTED
The Life Laid Down
The Parole
Red Sky at Morning
Ship of the Damned
FEVER
Dark Harbor
The Fall of a Sparrow
His Last Request
Hornblower and the Spanish Doctor
Passages: 1799
FITS
An American Encounter, Part 2
Another Way to Serve
Archie and Edrington's Excellent Adventure
Archie's Journal
Archie's Reply 2
Compassion
Horatio's Journal: The Duel
The Indefatigable Lifestyle Show [humor]
The Indefatigable Open [humor]
The Journal
Life Aboard Justinian
Mysteries of the Fog
Out from the Shadows
Perfection in My Eyes
Red Sky at Morning
Ship of the Damned
Stand Watch
Uncharted Course
The Weather Eye [humor]
HAND, BROKEN/SPLINTERED/CUT/ETC.
An American Encounter
An American Encounter, Part 2
A Day (or So) in the Life
Horatio Hornblower's Very Bad Day [humor]
HEAD, BLOWS TO (ALSO FULL-BLOWN CONCUSSIONS)
An American Encounter
Another Way to Serve
Archie's Commercial Adventure [humor]
A Day (or So) in The Life
A Deep But Dazzling Darkness
Horatio Hornblower's Very Bad Day [humor]
Life Aboard Justinian
The Life Laid Down
The Price of Honour
Ransom
Ship of the Damned
Stand Watch
HEART, TRANSPLANT
A Letter from Hell (Liv) [humor]
HEATSTROKE
An American Encounter
HICCUPS
Hornblower and the Mundane Crisis [humor]
JELLYFISH, STUNG BY
The Weather Eye [humor]
LEG, CHEWED OFF BY SHARK
The Weather Eye [humor]
LIGHTNING, STRUCK BY
Scars
MICTURATED UPON
The Weather Eye [humor]
MIGRAINES
The Holly and The Ivy
Ship of the Damned
NOSE, BROKEN
Hornblower and The Admiral's Daughter
PERSONALITY, SPLIT
Scars
REMEMBRANCE OF TORTURES PAST
All for the Best
Angels from the Realms of Glory
Another Way to Serve
Archie's Journal
Archie's Journal: Special Edition
Archie's Reply
Blood Moon
The Carpenter's Walk
Compassion
The Connexions of Human Thoughts
Conversations
Dark, Disturbing Water
A Deep But Dazzling Darkness
Devil in the Night
The Fall of a Sparrow
55-Fic Challenge: "Resurrection"
Fidus Achates
From Here to Profanity [humor]
From Where I Am
Heaven and Earth
The Holly and The Ivy
Horatio's Journal: Retribution
Hornblower and the Bad Hair Day [not humor despite title]
The Indefatigable Lifestyle Show [humor]
The Indefatigable Open [humor]
The King's Man
Kitty Cobham and The Chamber of Secrets
A Letter from Hell and Replies (series)
A Life of Duty: Archie and Dr. Sebastian
Need to Know
Nightmare
Out from the Shadows
Overboard
The Parole
Passages: Archie Kennedy
Passages: Road to a Wedding
Perfection in My Eyes
Perspectives: Christmas
Perspectives: The Duchess and The Devil
Perspectives: How Archie Kennedy Made Acting Lieutenant
The Pleasantries of Life [humor]
Ransom
Red Sky at Morning
Simple Gifts
Soliloquy
Super Bowles XXXV [humor]
Uncharted Course
Unfurl the Sails
Up from the Ashes
The Visit
Watch and Watch
The Weather Eye [humor]
RIBS, CRACKED/BRUISED
Another Way to Serve
A Day (or So) In the Life
The Fall of a Sparrow
The Life Laid Down
SHOULDER, SHOT/DISLOCATED
An American Encounter
Another Way to Serve
Horatio Hornblower's Very Bad Day [humor]
Ship of the Damned
SPLINTERS
Passages: Road to a Wedding
STARVATION
All for The Best
Archie's Journal
Archie's Kitchen Adventure (A Manic Moment) [humor]
The Best Medicine
The Devil in the Night
Heaven and Earth
Missing Scene from D&D
Need to Know
Nightmare
Out from the Shadows
Perspectives: Duchess and the Devil
Purrspectives: Duchess and the Devil
The Return of Clayton [humor, I think]
The Visiting Moon
VAMPIRISM
Blood Moon
Dark Harbor
Players on the Stage
**Who says this guy ain't tough???**
This page last updated 6/3/02.